| A1 | | Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture | 1:59 |
| A2 | | Mystery Roach | 2:33 |
| A3 | | Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers | 0:48 |
| A4 | | This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) | 0:56 |
| A5 | | Tuna Fish Promenade | 2:30 |
| A6 | | Dance Of The Just Plain Folks | 4:39 |
| A7 | | This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) | 0:59 |
| A8 | | The Sealed Tuna Bolero | 1:40 |
| A9 | | Lonesome Cowboy Burt | 3:51 |
| B1 | | Touring Can Make You Crazy | 2:53 |
| B2 | | Would You Like A Snack? | 1:23 |
| B3 | | Redneck Eats | 3:03 |
| B4 | | Centerville | 2:31 |
| B5 | | She Painted Up Her Face | 1:42 |
| B6 | | Janet’s Big Dance Number | 1:18 |
| B7 | | Half A Dozen Provocative Squats | 1:57 |
| B8 | | Mysterioso | 0:48 |
| B9 | | Shove It Right In | 2:32 |
| B10 | | Lucy’s Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude | 4:00 |
| C1 | | I’m Stealing The Towels | 2:14 |
| C2 | | Dental Hygeine Dilemma | 5:12 |
| C3 | | Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? | 3:00 |
| C4 | | Daddy, Daddy, Daddy | 3:11 |
| C5 | | Penis Dimension | 4:35 |
| C6 | | What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning | 3:27 |
| D1 | | A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes | 1:09 |
| D2 | | Magic Fingers | 3:55 |
| D3 | | Motorhead’s Midnight Ranch | 1:30 |
| D4 | | Dew On The Newts We Got | 1:10 |
| D5 | | The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts | 0:41 |
| D6 | | The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth | 1:10 |
| D7 | | The Girl’s Dream | 0:55 |
| D8 | | Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce | 1:01 |
| D9 | | Strictly Genteel (The Finale) | 11:09 |
