| A1 | | Introduction | 0:37 |
| A2 | | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage | 2:55 |
| A3 | | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines | 3:24 |
| A4 | | Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks | 3:24 |
| A5 | | Camisado | 3:12 |
| A6 | | Time To Dance | 3:22 |
| A7 | | Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off | 3:20 |
| A8 | | Intermission | 2:36 |
| B1 | | But It’s Better If You Do | 3:26 |
| B2 | | I Write Sins Not Tragedies | 3:07 |
| B3 | | I Constantly Thank God For Esteban | 3:30 |
| B4 | | There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet | 3:17 |
| B5 | | Build God, Then We’ll Talk | 3:41 |
